Dominant Shaboozey Halftime Show Makes Bad Bears First Half Look Even Worse

The Chicago Bears got off to a brutal start in their Thanksgiving game against the Detroit Lions.

In the first half, the Bears held the ball for just 7:06 of game time, two first downs, and 57 total yards. Maybe it was the Turkey tryptophan.

As the Bears went to the locker room to regroup, Shaboozey added a bit of insult to injury for the road team, taking the stage for a brilliant halftime show that prompted jokes from all across the internet.

It was close, but go Bears!

Bears 1st half time of possesion: 7:06
Shaboozey (unofficial) time on field: 6:26 https://t.co/DRZpfr5Qva pic.twitter.com/AE1CpN0sQL
— Matt Zahn (@mattzahnsports) November 28, 2024

Total yards…
Bears: 5
Shaboozey: 7 pic.twitter.com/kpzGg03UzQ
— Cousin Sal (@TheCousinSal) November 28, 2024

Shaboozey is going to be on the field longer than the Bears offense
— Jonathan Jones (@jjones9) November 28, 2024

Bears kicker Cairo Santos was on the field warming up while Shaboozey played. It’s not every day that clocking in for work comes with a first-row seat to a Grammy nominee.

Buddy, you won’t be needed today.

Get off the damn field, we’re watching Shaboozey. pic.twitter.com/TSDF4cshok
— Eric Lloyd (@EricLloyd) November 28, 2024

While the Bears’ first half was a struggle, they got their act together a bit to open the second half, driving the field for their first touchdown of the game.